New Section: Start Using It

This section will present readers with great new sayings to spice up their everyday vocabulary.

Today's "start using it" comes from Boozebreath survivor and all American hero, Ms. A: Poseidon's Ghost.

First of all using the names of Greek and Roman gods is always in good taste. Jesus is tired. His name gets flung around all the damned time. Using other religious figures such as Moses or Holy Spirit sounds like you're dubbing over an episode of the Sopranos so that it can be shown on A&E (e.g. "oh Holy Moses you shot me!"). Therefore, let's reach into the way back machine and pull out some gods that haven't had any action for 1000s of years! Hera, Zeus, Apollo and Poseidon are waiting to hear your hopes, prayers and curses for mortal enemies. It's like when you're at Target and you find yourself in the longest line. You see that other cashier and no one is in line, but you can't tell if her light is switched on or off and if you move you're going to lose your spot! Well life's about taking chances and guess what Zeus' light is on and Cashier Jesus has 10 people in front of you and the old lady's got coupons! So come on down to register four.

Sloganaire: Ms. A
Usage: to express shock, dismay
Example: You're not drinking tonight!?!? Poseidon's ghost!